Dear Bravo TV Top Chef Producers

Dear Bravo TV Top Chef Producers,

Is this a joke? Toby Young is not a food critic. He's a carnival caricature of a comic - a bad one at best. Just because he likes to put food in his mouth, sputters the Spam equivalent of a joke, writes pedestrian novels and teases other people to compensate for his own insecurities, doesn't make him a food critic. (Or does it?) Usually, people who are funny, are smart enough to know as much, and use their wit to their advantage (usually by writing). Toby doesn't make the cut (no pun intended, assholes). I can see why he might make it on TV though. There's always a spot on reality TV when you get kicked out of print media. But this is Bravo TV bitch! Not VH1. Toby should learn some class and leave Tom Cruise and muttons out of the show. Or you could bring Gail back. Just an idea.

Spare me the irrelevant, nonsensical canned comments and just tell me how the food tastes. Or find someone with a sense of humor.

Hugs and kisses,
Morgan

This is a funny review of last night's show:
http://gawker.com/5131931/jersey-housewife-axed-in-farmhouse-slaughter